We Fund Bad Ideas Exceptionally Well
Turning your questionable startup ideas into spectacular financial disasters since 2023.
Proudly Burning Through Capital Since 2023
At Insolvent Ventures, we specialize in identifying promising startups and ensuring they fail in the most expensive way possible. Our team of experts has a proven track record of turning millions into thousands.
$0 Assets Under Management
We've successfully depleted our entire fund.
100% Failure Rate
We've never had a successful exit (or entry).
50+ Failed Investments
Each one more spectacular than the last.
Our Investment Philosophy
We follow a rigorous process to ensure maximum capital destruction.
Hype Over Substance
We invest exclusively in startups with flashy pitch decks and zero viable business models.
Burn Rate Champions
We encourage our portfolio companies to spend as much as possible on unnecessary luxuries.
Metrics Are Optional
We believe in the power of gut feelings over data and proven market demand.
Our Failed Portfolio
A showcase of our most spectacular investment disasters.
CryptoCrash
A blockchain solution for problems that don't exist.
BubbleBurst
Social media platform for sharing financial losses.
MoneyPit
AI-powered hole in the ground that makes money disappear.
VaporTech
Revolutionary technology that never materialized.
DownRound
Platform for facilitating painful down rounds.
BurnRate
App that helps startups spend money faster.
Meet Our Partners
The brilliant minds behind our financial disasters.
Richard "Cash Burn" Johnson
Managing Partner
Former hedge fund manager with a perfect record of picking losing stocks.
Sarah "No Revenue" Smith
Partner
Expert at identifying startups with zero path to profitability.
Michael "Down Round" Davis
Partner
Specializes in overvaluing companies before their inevitable crash.
Ready to Lose Money Together?
If you have a terrible idea that needs funding, we're here to help. Our team of experts is standing by to misallocate capital your way.
Silicon Valley, CA 94000
(Long lunches are our specialty)