Insolvent Ventures

We Fund Bad Ideas Exceptionally Well

Turning your questionable startup ideas into spectacular financial disasters since 2023.

About Us

Proudly Burning Through Capital Since 2023

At Insolvent Ventures, we specialize in identifying promising startups and ensuring they fail in the most expensive way possible. Our team of experts has a proven track record of turning millions into thousands.

$0 Assets Under Management

We've successfully depleted our entire fund.

100% Failure Rate

We've never had a successful exit (or entry).

50+ Failed Investments

Each one more spectacular than the last.

Our Investment Philosophy

We follow a rigorous process to ensure maximum capital destruction.

Hype Over Substance

We invest exclusively in startups with flashy pitch decks and zero viable business models.

Burn Rate Champions

We encourage our portfolio companies to spend as much as possible on unnecessary luxuries.

Metrics Are Optional

We believe in the power of gut feelings over data and proven market demand.

Our Failed Portfolio

A showcase of our most spectacular investment disasters.

CryptoCrash

A blockchain solution for problems that don't exist.

Investment: $5M
Bankrupt

BubbleBurst

Social media platform for sharing financial losses.

Investment: $8M
Acqui-hired for $12

MoneyPit

AI-powered hole in the ground that makes money disappear.

Investment: $12M
Still burning cash

VaporTech

Revolutionary technology that never materialized.

Investment: $7M
Evaporated

DownRound

Platform for facilitating painful down rounds.

Investment: $10M
Valued at $1

BurnRate

App that helps startups spend money faster.

Investment: $6M
Ironically ran out of money

Meet Our Partners

The brilliant minds behind our financial disasters.

Richard "Cash Burn" Johnson

Richard "Cash Burn" Johnson

Managing Partner

Former hedge fund manager with a perfect record of picking losing stocks.

Sarah "No Revenue" Smith

Sarah "No Revenue" Smith

Partner

Expert at identifying startups with zero path to profitability.

Michael "Down Round" Davis

Michael "Down Round" Davis

Partner

Specializes in overvaluing companies before their inevitable crash.

Contact Us

Ready to Lose Money Together?

If you have a terrible idea that needs funding, we're here to help. Our team of experts is standing by to misallocate capital your way.

Email
burn@insolventventures.com
Office
123 Money Pit Avenue
Silicon Valley, CA 94000
Hours
Monday - Friday: 11am - 3pm
(Long lunches are our specialty)